Positive attitude is one of the secrets that success people own. Therefore, in this section we are trying to bring you a smile on your face, a moment of relaxation and good mood. If you know jokes funny stories or happenings from the construction sector, pictures or movies that can trigger laughs or at least smiles and you wish to share that with us please write us at office@ibcfocus.ro
It’s worth sharing relaxation moments with colleagues from the same line
An American was visiting Bucharest in taxi. They pass by the Government building:
-    What does this big building represent?
-    It’s the Government Palace, Sir!
-    And how long did it take to build?
-    About 10 years.
-    Long time. In our country it would have been finalized in 2 years. You know that we own a much advanced technology!!!
The taxi driver didn’t answer. They continue their way and the American asks:
-    How about this building?
-    It’s the city hall headquarters, Sir!
-    And how much did this building to be finalized?
-    About half a year!
-    Very long time… in the USA it would have been done in 2 or 3 months!
The taxi driver was very pissed. They arrive in front of the Casa Poporului:
-    Ooooh now that’s a building. How much did Romanian take to build this?
The taxi driver replies:
-    I don’t know. It wasn’t here in the morning!!!
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Three engineers – a Japanese, an American and a Romanian one during an auction for the construction of a bridge.
The Japanese: well we can start building from both sides in the same tame. Like this we save time and the joint of the bridge will be done by GPS, with an error of a few centimeters.
The American: we will begin the construction from both sides at the same time. Like this we save time and the joint of the bridge will be done by LASER, with an error of a few millimeters.
The Romanian: we will begin the construction from both sides at the same time. And? Asked the commission. How will the joint be realized? Well, if the joint is realized that would be great. If not, you will have two bridges.
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 Saint Peter wanted to build a fence in Heaven and called for three civil engineers to estimate the costs. The first one, the Russian, said that the construction works would cost $5000. Saint Peter asked him why. The Russian replied: $2000 for the materials and $3000 manual labor. The second one, the Italian said that it will cost $10,000. Saint Peter, very surprised asked him why. The Italian answered that $2000 are for the materials and $8000 are the labour costs as he was the best engineer in the world. The last one, The Romanian said that it would cost $25,000 - $10,000 for you, $10,000 for me and $5,000 for the Russian to build the fence.
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The French did some archeological diggings and found rests of copper wires at 50 m depth. After careful research, science people drew the conclusion that the French’s ancestors, the Gaels, had put in place an underground telephony network. Hearing this unusual news, the Germans, in order not to be second to French, started digging at 70 m depth and found some glass rests and after assiduous research, have come to the conclusion that their ancestors, the Goths, had realized an underground optical fibers network. The Romanian starting digging as well; at 100 m depth they couldn’t; find anything. The conclusion: the Daces used to communicate wireless!
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The secretary said to her boss, the manager of a well known construction company in Romania:

-I have two news: a good one and a bad one.
- Start with the good one.
- You are not sterile.